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An update.

Mom came to town and also I got in a wreck so instead of all the amazing fun things I had planned for her I will be chilling with this catheter and getting screws put in my pelvis. This is the pits.

thighabetic:

267349:

Females are still insulted when they are called female?

Reaching for shit to be offended by.

What they don’t like is the tone and context it’s often used in. It sounds like someone just barely avoided calling them a cunt when they reeeeeally wanted to.

What quite a few women…

female could be any species but if you’re talking about a woman, there is a word for that, and that word is ‘woman’. It’s recognizing the whole person as man, not just a set of parts.

er that’s wut i gaither’d

Not a fan of Atlanta and yet

I wouldn’t mind visiting.

I guess because it’s close to my family.

rollingstone:

Dr. Dre and Jimmy Iovine are giving $70 million to USC in Los Angeles to establish a four-year undergraduate program for students interested in a mix of the arts, visual design, entrepreneurship, computer science and marketing. The gift will create the USC Jimmy Iovine and Andre Young Academy for Arts, Technology and the Business of Innovation, with the intention of attracting students “who challenge conventional views of art and industry.”

rollingstone:

Dr. Dre and Jimmy Iovine are giving $70 million to USC in Los Angeles to establish a four-year undergraduate program for students interested in a mix of the arts, visual design, entrepreneurship, computer science and marketing. The gift will create the USC Jimmy Iovine and Andre Young Academy for Arts, Technology and the Business of Innovation, with the intention of attracting students “who challenge conventional views of art and industry.”

(Source: tapdancers)

1)  I lol’d.
2) apparently he’s from houston and Diz’s coworker went to high school with him. He reportedly looks the same. Just an update.

1)  I lol’d.

2) apparently he’s from houston and Diz’s coworker went to high school with him. He reportedly looks the same. Just an update.

notesonascandal:

makeupandchucks:

lyriciss:

chanelmercedes:

ytoob:


venezuelan poodle moth

such a cutie

Fuck that. Moths should not be that large.

That shit is a fuckin’ Pokemon.

I’d just move out if one was in my house. 
Just put shoes on and leave. 

I wouldn’t even put on no damn shoes. I’d just walk the fuck out barefoot. Forever. 

how the hell does it fly with all that thickass fur all over its wings

notesonascandal:

makeupandchucks:

lyriciss:

chanelmercedes:

ytoob:

venezuelan poodle moth

such a cutie

Fuck that. Moths should not be that large.

That shit is a fuckin’ Pokemon.

I’d just move out if one was in my house. 

Just put shoes on and leave. 

I wouldn’t even put on no damn shoes. I’d just walk the fuck out barefoot. Forever. 

how the hell does it fly with all that thickass fur all over its wings

(Source: boysoprano)

stfueverything:

shawarmaprincess:

excellent

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

but zomg MISANDRY!!!

(Source: empiregrotesk)

iguanal:

PUT THAT SHIT INTO OGREDRIVE

iguanal:

PUT THAT SHIT INTO OGREDRIVE

(Source: mossball)

agentbartowski:

A girl came into class today crying because she met Beyonce this morning.

Our teacher told her to go home and gave her an excused absence.

marsromulus:

Awww! I hope my baby looks like that!

LOL! HEY LIL FACE!

marsromulus:

Awww! I hope my baby looks like that!

LOL! HEY LIL FACE!

(Source: turtandmamalivingfree)

lulz-time:


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lulz-time:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

(Source: bryko)